Monkey’s Cat’s Log, 17th June, 2014
Today the word monkey explained what a powder monkey does on a boat. I find myself less than impressed. Not only do those stupid monkeys expect me to do more than sit around looking adorable, but the work they want me to do involves carrying a smelly black powder and cannonballs around.
Pass…and if they think they can goad me into working by withholding fish they’ll be answering to my entourage.
That’s right, Hector and Spector are back and no shins are safe from their wrath.