Monkey’s Cat’s Log, 12th June 2014
More training today, can you believe that??? They made me hunt fake mice to prepare for hunting down the real thing on the boat. As if I’d eat vermin when there’s a whole ocean of delicious fresh fish right over the bow.
I can practically taste them, which is good because this rag mouse tastes like an old sock.
How dare they expect me to eat rats!!! My revenge will be swift and merciless…The thousand year war for fish begins with a single battle, a single attack.