Well even if those dumb monkeys cut me out of their video I’m still a star. I’ve been hard at work scripting and shooting my own video and it should be ready to show to the world tomorrow.
Today I became a real star when I helped the monkeys with their video. I let the magic monkey sit in the big chair so he would feel important but the show was really all about me. I had a good reading too, the word monkey didn’t ask me to repeat a single line while […]
Everything just fell into place as Dave and I worked our magic on the raw lumps of clay most men would call ideas. Like the master artists of bygone years we shaped these raw ugly lumps into things of beauty, artifacts so ponderous they make men and Gods alike weep at their loveliness.