I learned that monkey pirates back in the day may have used their eye patches to preserve night vision in one eye while above deck, allowing them to instantly adjust to the dark conditions when traveling below by switching which side the patch covers. I find it hilarious that they needed to go to such […]
Today I had the word monkey commission the matriarch monkey to paint my official pirate portrait. I’ve seen to it that the work shall commence at once and without delay. She’ll work night and day to see this masterpiece, this magnum opus come to fruition.
For the last two days I’ve been working on our very own Argonauts Pirate dictionary. This was actually a lot of fun to work on, though some parts were tedious, like going through and formatting the words and parts of speech. While other part, like looking up phrases and words not already at my command and rewording […]
I watched the word monkey bang his head against the wall trying to pick a pirate name today. Even the magic monkey thought a passable name up. Of course, it can’t hold a candle to mine. It doesn’t strike pant-wetting fear into the hearts of man and beast alike, as mine does. I don’t even […]
Today we were in contact with Julie, the lead organizer of Pirates in Paradise, and we got a lot of plans started. It looks like we’ll be taking part in a special mock naval battle against a 33 foot sloop known as the High Tide. This impressive vessel was built by Admiral Finbar himself in […]
Avast ye scurvy riddled bilge rats!!! Drop yer swag and close yer grog holes!!! We…oh wait what??? I see…I see…Okay I just got word in that we’re not resorting to piracy and that my pirate speak is weak. My apologies ladies and gentlemen. So lets take it from the top… Quartermasters log day 2, June […]