Yesterday I took another Nap Day. I needed the extra sleep to gather enough energy for today, Nap Day mark 2!!! I started off by sleeping in this morning, then had a quick breakfast in the late morning before another nap in my Oceanic Simulation Device. Then I conned one of the monkeys into giving […]
Today there was fish to be had…and I had them. While it wasn’t the fresh fish I was promised it was still very tasty fish. They were even soaking in saltwater in their little home. The word monkey took me shopping with him today and he didn’t even notice when I dropped the tin of […]
Yesterday was a cat holiday for those not in the know. It was Nap Day, an annual day set aside for worship and celebration of the cat god of sleep, Morpheus. Yeah I know, you thought he was a Greek god but I’m telling you, that Ovid monkey had a cat who he stole the idea from. […]
I saw my biggest fan today and he’s working hard to get my official fan website up and running. We should be seeing something on that front soon. It’s hard being a celebrity like me but the most important thing is to always appreciate your fans. Thanks for all your hard work Tank!!!
Today I met a fan, his name is Tank and he adores me so much he camps out in my back yard waiting to catch a glimpse of me in my natural element. It’s sweet to have such loyal and die-hard fans. It’s important for big name celebrities like me to make time for our […]
More training today, can you believe that??? They made me hunt fake mice to prepare for hunting down the real thing on the boat. As if I’d eat vermin when there’s a whole ocean of delicious fresh fish right over the bow.
Promises were made. Promises I expect to be honored. I heard much talk of all the fresh fish I can eat, new smells and new places to explore. Instead what do I get??? The same dry tasteless rations as always and rocking on a chair word monkey calls an ‘Oceanic Simulation Device’.
Two brothers, raised 22 years apart, in the same household but in different worlds. United by a shared vision, set forth on a quest for St Elmo’s Fire.
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