Monkey’s Cat’s Log, 22nd June 2014
The word monkey has been staring into one of those weird folding picture boxes they play with. He seemed to alternate between begging it for something through tear-soaked sobs and threatening it with physical violence directed at both the picture box and its progeny. I’m baffled by this but as the threats are similar in nature and construction to others I’ve heard in the past directed at other machines I can only assume that there’s some sort of blood feud going on between the monkeys and the machines that dates back generations.
Eventually I was able to use my superior abilities of being freaking adorable to calm him down. When I saw him finally walk away from the machine he was smiling so I think he won in the end. And then I got fed…