Monkey’s Cat’s Log, 15th June 2014
Well even if those dumb monkeys cut me out of their video I’m still a star. I’ve been hard at work scripting and shooting my own video and it should be ready to show to the world tomorrow.
The best part is I’m the only one in the video so they can’t edit me out this time or they’ll be left with nothing. By this time tomorrow you’ll all see me shining like the star I am.
Then, when I’m a celebrity, the monkeys will have to give me my fish. I’ll be so famous they’ll pay me to just lay around all day in a bed of catnip next to my own personal stream full of fish of every size and color. Mmmmmmm…