Monkey’s Cat’s log, 2nd July 2014
It was raining sideways today here. The cold stuff too, none of that light drizzle or warm summer rain stuff. No, it was big icy cold drops cutting a swath like little wet ice razors.
Thankfully my palace is safe, warm and dry. But not all are as lucky as I. What I saw when I gazed out my window today broke my heart: My biggest fan soaked to the bone while waiting for a glimpse of his favorite star. I knew that this just would not do, so I called on my monkey minions to rise to the challenge. My crack team designed, constructed and placed a new home for Tank in a matter of minutes.
As you can see it’s a lovely little studio apartment with wall to wall blue velvet carpets and an inverted overhang to offer extra protection against the elements. The entire thing was fabricated in what I assume to be a small factory in the garage and is made entirely of wood…kinda…