Today I met a fan, his name is Tank and he adores me so much he camps out in my back yard waiting to catch a glimpse of me in my natural element. It’s sweet to have such loyal and die-hard fans. It’s important for big name celebrities like me to make time for our […]
More training today, can you believe that??? They made me hunt fake mice to prepare for hunting down the real thing on the boat. As if I’d eat vermin when there’s a whole ocean of delicious fresh fish right over the bow.
Promises were made. Promises I expect to be honored. I heard much talk of all the fresh fish I can eat, new smells and new places to explore. Instead what do I get??? The same dry tasteless rations as always and rocking on a chair word monkey calls an ‘Oceanic Simulation Device’.
Those stupid Damn monkeys, they’ve done it this time!!! They’ve been distracted for weeks on some stupid time wasting monkey activities and I’ve been left wanting for attention, forced to sit quietly in the corner while they poke at those dumb boxes they have laying on what should rightfully be my sitting perch.