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Fandom Abound

Today I met a fan, his name is Tank and he adores me so much he camps out in my back yard waiting to catch a glimpse of me in my natural element. It’s sweet to have such loyal and die-hard fans.  It’s important for big name celebrities like me to make time for our […]

-YOU’RE- The Monkeys…

Those stupid Damn monkeys, they’ve done it this time!!! They’ve been distracted for weeks on some stupid time wasting monkey activities and I’ve been left wanting for attention, forced to sit quietly in the corner while they poke at those dumb boxes they have laying on what should rightfully be my sitting perch.