Today I’d like to talk about the Paw Project and the good work these monkeys are doing for cats everywhere. They’re working hard to impose bans on onychectomy (more commonly known as declawing) surgeries. They even made a great movie to educate people on this issue.
So here’s the skinny: We talk in a much more subtle way than you. We prefer to talk with body language and scent and only meow because most of you never pick up on what we try to say. This also means that every cat has to develop a vocabulary specific to the monkeys they […]
Yesterday I took another Nap Day. I needed the extra sleep to gather enough energy for today, Nap Day mark 2!!! I started off by sleeping in this morning, then had a quick breakfast in the late morning before another nap in my Oceanic Simulation Device. Then I conned one of the monkeys into giving […]
For the last few days the word monkey has had his head buried in one of those flappy pagey wordy things. He just stares at it for hours on end, all the while paying no attention to me mind you. I wonder what has him so fascinated about that dumb thing. I look in it […]
Tonight was the night that all monkey’s fear, the night that the sky explodes over and over again. They all cook and eat like its their last day alive then they all turn their gaze upward in awe and terror as bits and pieces of the sky explode in bight colors and terrifying.
It was raining sideways today here. The cold stuff too, none of that light drizzle or warm summer rain stuff. No, it was big icy cold drops cutting a swath like little wet ice razors. Thankfully my palace is safe, warm and dry. But not all are as lucky as I. What I saw when […]
Today the magic monkey was talking about his special brand of sorcery and I must say, even I was impressed at his command of such a vast amount of what seemed like crazy person gibber-jabber. It truly made no sense at all to me but the word monkey explained it to me later so maybe […]
I learned that monkey pirates back in the day may have used their eye patches to preserve night vision in one eye while above deck, allowing them to instantly adjust to the dark conditions when traveling below by switching which side the patch covers. I find it hilarious that they needed to go to such […]
Today there was fish to be had…and I had them. While it wasn’t the fresh fish I was promised it was still very tasty fish. They were even soaking in saltwater in their little home. The word monkey took me shopping with him today and he didn’t even notice when I dropped the tin of […]
Today I had the word monkey commission the matriarch monkey to paint my official pirate portrait. I’ve seen to it that the work shall commence at once and without delay. She’ll work night and day to see this masterpiece, this magnum opus come to fruition.